Facebook was abuzz last week when reports and photos of two goats on the lam in Saluda spread like wildfire. The pair of escapees was quickly identified as Nugget and Miss Mac, and they were eventually rounded up and returned to their kudzu-eating responsibilities over at the old St. Matthews church. The full story of their Thelma-and-Louise adventure through town is recounted in Bonnie Bardos’ Saluda News column.