Colonel Mustard. Does appear to be clueless, or mentally ill, viewing people as inanimate objects (a condition called Nonidentifyitus, I believe).

He has that air of superiority about him, believing himself to be an army colonel/big game hunter type. It’s been rumored that he’s implicated in the deaths of Mr. Boddy’s parents, and that he’s currently having an affair with Mr. Boddy’s wife!

On reflection, quite a dangerous character, don’t you think? Especially since he’s a mortgage loanofficer in real life…

To find out if Colonel Mustard is implicated in any way (he does have access to guns), you’re going to have to see “Clue: the Musical” at the Tryon Little Theater’s Workshop stage, located at 516 S. Trade Street in Tryon.

The show runs for two weekends, Sept. 22 – 25 and Sept. 29 – Oct. 2. Box office hours are 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Monday through Saturday. Call 828-859-2466 to reserve tickets or visit www.tltinfo.org for more information.

– article submitted by Monica Jones